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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

 

- John Lennon

John Lennon had a quick wit and was the king of  some hilarious one liners.  The following quotations were in response to questions from the press:

 

 

Question:

 “Do you have any special advise for teenagers?”

 

John: 

“Don’t get pimples.”

Question:

“Are you scared when crowds scream at you?”

 

John:

“More so in Dallas than in other places.”

Question:

“Does all the adulation from teenage girls affect you?”

 

John:

 “When I feel my head start to swell, I look at Ringo and know we’re not supermen.”

Question:

“Does your hair require any special attention?”

 

John:

“Inattention is the main thing.”

FEATURED VIDEO: The Royal Variety Performance., 1963.

At The Royal Variety Performance:

 

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap you hands? And the rest of you, if you’ll just rattle your jewelry.

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